My house is not going to get hit by a meteorite. I asked a bot and it told me. I mean, apparently there is a 22-25% chance that some house in the United States will get hit by a meteorite in the next year. That’s pretty crazy. But I asked it about some random house getting hit in my state in particular and it plummeted to about 0.8% so that was a huge relief.

I had been thinking about moving, but after this, I’m staying put.