Mann without wer or wif.
The single gender in this may cause an uproar in some hearts, but replace whatever details you would like in your own mind, and:

I could choose to be just as offended as a rendering that depicts any standing at all, or that displays an assumption of “upright orderliness”. What of those rare unfortunate human beings who are as real and eternal as your favorite billionaire or diva but are FERAL?